OMG, school is such a bore,
I get sad when I walk through the door.
When I get home people ask “how was your day?”
“It was terrible.” is what I say.
Why can’t I skive, that would make me cool,
And then when I’m home, I will play football.
When I get home the lawn needs a mow,
I will walk up to mum and just say ‘no!’
All the other kids get to have fun,
I only get to when out comes the sun.
On the way to school, I just sit in the car,
And sometimes I get to eat a mars bar.
One time at school a kid brought in a cat,
Then all day on his desk he just sat.
When I got home my dinner was rice,
I have to admit, it was really nice.
This is the end of my rap; it’s now time for bed
Gotta go upstairs and rest my head.