Archie C’s playscript

Lo:-I can write a play script

Scene3-the defence

Characters: Wilf Wolf, Mr Freeman, Judge, persons1,2,3

 

Judge

Silence in court! (turning to Mr Freeman)Mr Freeman would you like to call your first witness.

Mr Freeman

Thank you your honour (turning to jury). I would like to call Wilf Wolf to the stand (courtroom gasps).

Wilf Wolf

(chavvy voice) Tanks mate, I was delivering Granny Mays K.F.C, with extra ketchup…

Person1

(interrupting) Ha.

Person2

I bet he’s going to blame the ketchup for the blood.

Person3

I bid £5.00 on that wolf rug

Wilf Wolf

(Getting back to the point) I delivered the chicken drum sticks but Granny May wanted me to cut it up.

Mr Freeman

So did you cut it up?

Wilf Wolf

Yeh but you see I was kind of wondering why would you cut up chicken drum sticks, anyways with paws its hard to cut stuff so I made a big mess,  it went all over the walls.

Person 1

(whispering) He’s lying.

Person2

I call guilty.

Person3

I like bananas.

Mr Freeman

So why did you sleep in her bed?

Wilf Wolf

(embarrassed) Well you see I forgot to tell you I was about to close up for the night but I suddenly got a call from Granny May at about midnight so I was really tired, and that’s why I went to bed.

Mr Freeman

(Walking over to Wilf Wolf) why didn’t you go home.

Wilf Wolf

Cause I live like half an hour away and I don’t have a car.

Mr Freeman

(confused) So why did you go there in the first place.

Wilf Wolf

Cos I’m nice unlike you court people blaming me for what I didn’t do.

Judge

(Slamming down his hammer) silence in court. I declare Wilf Wolf innocent.
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1 Response to Archie C’s playscript

  1. Anne Cains says:

    Uhm, having read the script I am not sure I would have reached the same decision as the judge, lucky I wasn’t on the jury. Great use of different speech to reflect the characters.

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